Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal accented by yellow lightning bolt

accented by yellow lightning bolt impact lines at the snap point

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Cal Bowl anchored Lakewood

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal accented by yellow lightning boltPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text